Of course you hate your job. There's a support group for that. It's called "Everyone" and we meet at the bar at 5pm.

Whoever keeps commenting every single thing with the word "slacktard" is getting on my last nerve. Slacktard seems disrespectful, especially because of the fact that slacker is combined with the word retard. Not politically correct, and very annoying!

What the hell happened to the notion of a work ethic? Everyone, every single person, we have hired in the last two years seems incapable of getting it together and putting in a decent days' work, and we actually do something interesting here! What the hell? At 40, I'm starting to feel like a cranky old fogey reminiscing about the good old days when people worked for a living.

I only wash my hands when there is someone in the bathroom.

Argh! Stop emailing all that shit to everyone! No one wants these "if you're my true friend, you'll send this back" or "international girlfriends' day -- pass it on!!!!!!!!" emails every freakin' day! Even once is too many times, so stop it. Enough already.

I work I work I work I work and I am still broke as a joke.....

I hate everyone I work with.

I hate going number 2 at work.

I wish I could figure out how to get you fired.

Here it is..everyday without fail. The 3 o'clock slump. I don't even have to look at the clock to know what time it is. Everyday at the same time I crash and mentally check out for the rest of the day.