I had to train my boss on a lot of the tasks she has to perform. How is that fair?

The more I see of other people's kids the less I want my own.

I left my paycheck for you to sign dear boss not ignore it. I swear if I come back from lunch and it isn't signed and you have left I will walk out on you. I do have a car payment and mortgage due today you tight asswipe!! If I wanted to work for free I'd stay home with my baby.

No not Monday!!

I did it again, against my better judgement i came in to work today. Now i will have to suffer for 8 hrs.

I spent my vacation on the couch watching black and white movies.

We have a lot of paperwork to get done and lodged with government offices this week.

So far I have encountered two functionally retarded desk monkeys, and one surprisingly competent worker who got the job done quickly and thoroughly.

Wish me luck for tomorrow.

Fuck it's 7am on a Monday...

Going back to work after a really GREAT four day weekend and having to do the monthly billing, along with all the other stuff I have to do really REALLY sucks.

I have to stop reading at my desk. If the book is bad, I'm bored all day and if the book is good, I'm really aggravated when customers call me.