One of the women here is into that Personal Power crap and Tony Robbins...she has all these postits all over her cubicle with Personal power slogans. I have this temptation to go sneak in when she's not around and replace them with real x-rated or raunchy stuff.

If only i could use my powers for good instead of evil.

I inherited some files from a woman in my office who seems to consider herself an expert on everything. (It seems some others see her this way, too.) My reports are so much better than hers and my files are way more organized. She has 15+ years of experience and I have 6. It's sad how much better I feel about my work self now!!

I used to be confident, strong, and motivated.

Then I worked at my job.

Now, I question everything I do, cry everyday, and just try to make it through the day.

Even though I have changed employers, I fear that I will never get my old self back. I think I am forever broken.

I'm not a germaphobe by any measure, but the office can opener scares the ever living bejeezus out of me!

I want a Blackberry just so I can read TOC at work safely.

Oh my god...will you please stop telling everyone that you are allergic to eggs ??

The UPS and vendors that come in our building don't care and are just talking to you so you will sign for the delivery .

I think it is so funny that "I'm allergic" co-worker has never said the words "no" to any food brought into our area

You petty evil hairy back nurse! OMG this is not highschool, so what if our team got brownies for a personal birthday and didn't call your loser ass. Maybe that is because we hate you and you hate us. You really had to go tattle on us to your boss? Really? Do you know who we are? Do you know how much money we make the company? Do you know who OUR boss is and how much she also hates you?

Oh and P.S. our boss is currently arranging a meeting with 2 of your supervisors to report your little boy behavior.

And 1 more P.S. - go ahead and 'audit' our office to see if we have anymore secret food we aren't reporting to you about. Next time you have brownies, don't complain to us that you spend the rest of the day in the restroom!!!

today is in my top 5 crappiest days ever... and it's my day off. Thanks for the distractions guys. Much needed today!

My work area looks like a flea market, but I love my science toys.

Dear Boss,

This is like the 17th time Ive told you that the work computer is as old and slow (if not slower) than you are..Seriously guy, how am I supposed to work with this ancient POS?

Stop being a cheap money grubber and buy a new one before I smash it in a million pieces :) then you wont have a choice!