I have nothing to do for the first time in months...good thing I keep a comic book stash in my desk!

I think my Thanksgiving deep fried turkey and alcohol binge just broke the office toilet.

I'm reviewing resumes and can't believe that in this economy so many people have such crappy resumes. Address your cover letters to the correct company, for one. Spell check for goodness sake. Follow the freaking directions, as in if it says "send cover letter" write an actual letter, not an email that says "I'd be great for this job". Don't send your "confidential" resume from your work email account. Don't start your cover letter with "I'm not the person for this job but..." Aaaaak, for every hundred crappy ones there's like 0.04 good ones, I'm going nuts here!!!

it's 2:30 in the afternoon and I JUST realized I have chocolate all over the front of my shirt from the Twix bar I ate this morning. geez, could no one tell me I looked like a flippin' slob?

I sit across the hall from the grosses man on earth, he's clipping his nails at his desk. I thought that only happened on TOC.

I just counted 5 clocks in my office...I never realized what a clockwatcher I was.

Hangman in iGoogle... a new way to waste time at work. Muahahahaha!

Hours are cut.. money is tight. Can someone please fix this economy before I lose it!

Stop talking to me, I hate you.

Seriously, do you EVER do any work?