(currently employed) job-seeking pregnant women are ASSHOLES- OP here:

As much as the thought of picking up your slack for 4-6 months while you care for your infant *thrills* me to no end, it doesn't diminish the fact that reproduction is a choice, not a privilege. I choose to devote my time to a career in which my gender will no doubt work against me, because of the (unfair but REAL) stigma created by (some) women who use their CHOICES to abuse the system.

And if you're so proud, why do you cover up your baby belly when you go to an interview?

because you're an asshole.

Feeling needed is kind of nice, but could I please come all the way into the building and possibly take my coat off before you start badgering me with 10,000 questions??

The best thing I could do for my employer would be to quit and hope they hire someone competent to replace me.

You know what's worse than know-it-all coworkers?!? Know-it-all coworkers that interrupt you to give you their precious 2 cents and then proceed to take an eternity to get their thought out.

Get it together or STFU!!! And when I want an opinion from you, I'll ask for it! If I want to grow old waiting that is...

The hot eye candy waiter at the new sushi restaurant us girls like to go to for lunch isn't there any longer... We are sad! :(

dream job:UN assistant to a diplomat current: account manager and assistant to a big asshole"

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I just have my high school diploma and have the same job as you. Pro tip: your Masters means nothing nowadays.

GED here. Project Manager, and I have an assistant.

i remember i used to see this guy at the gym reading, while on the crosstrainer. He moved his lips and mumbled as he read. He was a junior college teacher.

The "accountant" and the boss are in a relationship, so I have to do the accounting and she still gets paid while they're out to lunch all day.

Any admin asst's out there? What did you say in your interviews?? Any help would be great.

My boss is singing the Star-Spangled banner in her office. Another of my co-workers walked in and joined her.