Dear office:

You are incompetant, short-sighted, lazy and worthless.

Eat shit and die in a fire, kthxbai.

Much hatred,

me

Someone stole, or I misplaced, my favorite erkie (staple puller). I have three, that was my favorite. Damn.

"It is YOU'RE welcome, not YOUR welcome. You are an adult- this is elementary english people!"

I couldn't agree more! Nothing pisses me off more than reading e-mails (or worse, correspondence and other documents leaving the office) with incorrect spelling, grammar and word usage. An friend of mine perpetually uses "to" instead of "too" and mixes up "your" and "you're." She also thinks "losing" is spelled "loosing." I hope her New Year's Resolution to "loose" weight backfires on her dumb ass. The really sad part? She's a teacher. Get ready to welcome the next generation of idiots into the workforce.

"you're the asshole, men do not have to disclose any "medical" anything when they go on interviews, nor should we if it not to our advantage, and goes against our survival needs."

The difference here is that there are laws protecting jobs of women who become pregnant, as it's considered a medical condition and not a choice. I've had to cover co-workers' responsibilities for months as they were on paid "family leave", and we we not permitted to fill the position.

It needs to be up to the family, not their employers.

Dear Old Lady,

I already sifted through a roll and a half to find you an alaska quarter. No I won't open 30 rolls to find you one "possibly two" alaska quarters.

I'm busy.

Now SHOO!

01.06.09 5:35a Oh. My. God. It's 8:03. I just walked in. I am still taking off my gloves, my scarf, hat and coat. I have not had a single sip of coffee yet. If you can't leave me freaking alone for another few minutes (at least!), I will snap. I DON'T want to discuss your weekend, or work, this EARLY in the morning.

***What time are you supposed to begin work? 8am or 830am??

our office micro has the sickest smell...like rancid old grease and spoiled food. I am the admin ninja and have decided rather than cleaning it up, that I will buy a new one. and keep it under my desk just for me.

There is no eye candy in my office. The ugly stick had a field day in here. I need somehting to look at.

Someone just opened their bottle of advil at the exact moment I did. I thought it was a delayed echo at first. Weird.

We just got word that we are having lay offs. I secretly want it to be me, so I have an excuse to leave this hell hole of a town.