You petty evil hairy back nurse! OMG this is not highschool, so what if our team got brownies for a personal birthday and didn't call your loser ass. Maybe that is because we hate you and you hate us. You really had to go tattle on us to your boss? Really? Do you know who we are? Do you know how much money we make the company? Do you know who OUR boss is and how much she also hates you?

Oh and P.S. our boss is currently arranging a meeting with 2 of your supervisors to report your little boy behavior.

And 1 more P.S. - go ahead and 'audit' our office to see if we have anymore secret food we aren't reporting to you about. Next time you have brownies, don't complain to us that you spend the rest of the day in the restroom!!!